Bono is not having a sex change operation. That is, U2 frontman Bono is not having a sex change. Chaz Bono still is. While Bono did make a statement about how he would be more than willing to become a woman “for the right reason”, he is not planning on having a sex change any time soon. The confusion stems from the headlines which often simply stated “Bono Having Sex Change Operation”.
Bono was confused initially since he got a rather teary call from his wife. According to Bono “She kept on repeating ‘It all makes sense’, but I thought she’d just finally understood why we made our Pop album. Turns out she thought I was a woman.” Bono even got grilled by his own U2 band mates. For some reason they thought he was a woman for the last thirty years.
“If one child in Africa was happier because I became a woman, I would go through with it. It doesn’t matter if I’m a man or a woman. The only reason I exist on this planet is to save it. And wear women’s sunglasses,” Bono said, getting back to the business of saving the world.
Thanks to Huffington Post for bringing this funny story to my attention.
Bigul Dosymova
January 11, 2012 at 8:31 am
When I was of 16 years old and I saw Bono’photo for the first time in a magazine, I thought he was a beautiful girl. I love him. I’d liked him was a man.
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Saint Subversive
June 21, 2009 at 6:46 am
LOL! I remember back in the 90s when I saw the headline “Singer Bono killed in skiing accident” and my heart sank thinking that the leader of my favorite band was dead. Of course, it turned out to be Sonny. The people who write these headlines need to get a clue.
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