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Bristol Palin swears off sex, Levi thinks it won’t stick

Posted by: CanuckJacq on January 24, 2010.

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From the “you don’t say…” files:

Bristol Palin appeared on Oprah with her mother, Sarah Palin, to discuss her pregnancy and how depressed she has been since giving birth. Unwilling to have it happen again, she’s apparently sworn off sex until she is good and married. Condoms and other forms of birth control are not, apparently, viable options because they really work through witchcraft, or something.

Levi Johnston, her high-school sweetheart turned playgirl model, watched the interview and when asked if he thought she’d keep to her vow, he said, “I don’t see it happening.”

Me, I’m thinking a depressed single mom of a 13 month old with a batshit crazy not-quite-a-politician-anymore for a mother is unlikely to get laid anytime soon anyway. And I’m sure there’s nobody out there too disappointed by the big announcement. Mostly because it nicely sets the stage for the next big Palin disgrace.