04/10/10-by Bridgette P. LaVictoire
Apparently, at their first meeting, Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann looked at each other and knew it would be their destiny to be together. Bachmann stated to Palin “Drill here, drill now,” and Palin replied “Drill, baby, drill”. It was and is a whirlwind passion between the two which seems to know no bounds. After all, with trips to a lesbian bondage themed nightclub on the tab of the Republican Party, what more could they want. The GOP was picking up the tab.
After their breathy first encounter, Bachmann could not help but point out just how beautiful Sister Sarah was by stating “And as absolutely drop dead gorgeous this woman is on the outside, I’m here to testify that she is 20 times more beautiful on the inside.” It must have been quite a good look to know that Palin is twenty times more beautiful inside than out.
“She is one of us”, Bachmann intoned to the crowd who came to see the two perform, bound as they were to their political ideas within the Republican Party. The two traveled from Alaska to Minnesota and beyond proclaiming their love for one another.
The love fest did not end there, of course, Bachmann, her hand on the small of Palin’s back, helped the former governor of Alaska get up there on the podium and raise her arms in joy.
Their love for one another must know boundaries. It can only be expressed in the presence of crowds of onlookers who want to see the two fawn over each other. It must be bound up like a lesbian bondage strip club where the two parade around for the gratification of onlookers who want nothing more than to see the two of them together- Sister Sarah and Sister Michele on the road together spike heels and short skirts, winks and smiles.
The slathering crowd, of course, wanted more, much more, and hope that one day, the two will take their love for one another on the road. Perhaps, all the way to Washington DC.
The Republican Party cannot have any of that. After all, it is the party of straight up morality. It is the party of one man, one woman. It is the party of male political figures like Mit Romney, Newt Gingrich, Mitch McConnell. It is the party of fiscal restraint, and the party of fiscal responsibility. It is the party of “traditional” marriage where a man may marry three women in a row.