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Dog Bridesmaid Dresses: A Must Have for the Soon-to-be-Married Lesbian Couple

Planning a lesbian wedding is hard. First, you need to find a State to have it in (take your pick of five). Second, you need to find someone who can legally do it, who doesn’t “hate the gays.” Then you need to outfit yourself and your partner in various devastatingly expensive dress/suit combos. The next and arguably most important step? What the pets will wear.  

Hi, I’m Natasia and I’m gay.

How gay are you?

I’m so gay that I just bought my dog* a bridesmaid dress** to wear at my wedding!

* Please note, the dog pictured is not mine, I have a yorkie and she could kick that dog’s butt in a cuteness concert anyday, anytime.

** Please note again, that there is also a matching hat with a bow, for the dress. This, my dykey darlings, is essential.

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