I did really like Jill’s answer to the opening question because a sub sandwich is the first thing that I thought about when they said 100 footer. Why, why, why must Mikey always talk about her non-existent penis? I know that she thinks it is funny but it is not and I really, really wish she would stop.

Is anyone surprised that Jill and Nikki feed those pooches homemade gourmet dog food? I busted out laughing when I saw that bowl. I like them both, but they are total clichés!!!

Mikey’s LA Fashion Week doesn’t sound like much of an event. She cannot even secure a decent space it which to have it and the budget is less than $30K. It seems really lame and I seriously question her business acumen.

I am not sure why Whitney has such a problem with being called a butch. Does she not dress and act like a butch? Between the hair, the tats and her wardrobe I think she looks like a member of a women’s street gang.

I would love to know why Tracy is so meek. Tracy is almost 30 years old and seems to have zero idea of who she is. I know that Tracy is very attractive but I don’t know why anyone would want to be with someone like Tracy that seems to have virtually no personality and very little confidence in her ability to run her own life. I was not and am not necessarily on board with the modeling thing because I still believe that Stamie decided that Tracy would be a model but I wonder if it may help her find some sense of self.

Rose has absolutely no redeeming qualities. When I saw her friends, it reminded me of the Matthew McConaughey character in “Dazed and Confused” that was many, many years removed from high school but still went to all of the high school parties to get girls. So gross!!! She is completely without substance and by far the worst person on this show.

I am totally with you on Scarlett being really cute. The best thing about this show is the supporting cast like Alyssa, Scarlett, Romy, Rose’s family and Mikey’s assistants.

Anyway, thanks again for the recaps. I love hearing your take on this ridiculous show.

I don’t understand the sex appeal of Whitney, I have to say; but this is probably because I’m “butch” myself, or so my girlfriend says. Sarah is so not really into Whitney.. too obvious in the bar scene when Whitney is confessing her feelings for her. Sarah’s like “Thanks, but i’m pretending to be into you for the TV show.”

HOT go-go dancing though! Why Whitney is passing up Romi is COMPLETELY beyond me… hottest girl on the show, by far.

Also, I keep having to remind myself.. aren’t both Stamie and Tracy & Jill and Niki both in relationships for less than a year? And there are keys to houses and weddings involved? SLOW DOWN, lesbians!!

Rose is gross. Natalie is beautiful but WAY insecure. I wish she could figure out that she could do better.. YES rescue the yelping dog and run!

Still, love the commentary.. look forward to next week!

Anyway, one thing I thought was especially funny last night was when Whitney said maybe Tor, Romi, and Sara should just live together. And I remembered that earlier yesterday, I read somewhere that Romi and Sara are actually really good friends now, like even best friend status and that Whitney was no where in the picture. So, that made me wonder.

And. here’s a personal thought, I don’t think Whitney is the player that Showtime makes her out to be. Each episode that comes, I doubt her status more. Especially last night when she told Sara she liked her more than anyone. Sara didn’t seem to be on the same page at all. I, also, read the cast blogs on Showtime and it seems that a lot of stuff is edited to make it seem like it happened in a certain way but it didn’t. Like on the Valentines episode, Whitney said on her blog that the meeting between Mikey, Romi, and her didn’t happen on V-Day but two weeks earlier. It just makes me wonder that everyone watching is being put on. But anyway, I’m rambling now, but still great blog.