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Real NJ Housewife Turns Ballad Into Catastrophic Disaster

08/25/10-by Bridgette P. LaVictoire
Real New Jersey housewife Danielle Staub is something of a train wreck which people are constantly watching in order to see if anything bad will happen next. She apparently wrote a love ballad called “Real Close” with songwriter Lori Michaels, which in and of itself is probably not a great experiment anyway. What has been dubbed a lesbian love song was turned by Staub into a dance theme complete with overly muscled men. It would be safe to call it a disaster, but then again. . .things would have to have been less disastrous before now to be called that. Perhaps catastrophic or even apocalyptic would be more appropriate.