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Bristol Palin Says She is Raw and Untouched on Dancing with the Stars

11/16/2010- by Natasia Langfelder

Sometimes, there are no words. Last night on Dancing with the Stars, Bristol Palin and her partner/rumored casual hookup Mark Ballas discussed the fact that even though Bristol is always on the bottom, her fans vote for her and pull her through the elimination rounds. Here is a little loose transcript of their conversation:

Marky B: “Getting used to being in the bottom? Some people say the only reason you’re getting this far because of your mom and the tea party.”

Bristol (Broom) Palin: “I’m relatable to the audience… untouched and raw and vulnerable. No offense to anyone else, but I’m not fake. People can relate to me because I’m real and not typical Hollywood.”

First of all, the way Bristol said this made her sound like an entitled little snobby jerk who’s mommy lets her know how beautiful and special she is everyday. It’s called “spoiled” Sarah, if you don’t know, now you know.

Let’s discuss the untouched part, because that’s the part I’m having the most trouble with. Untouched? Bristol, we all know you were touched. We saw your baby bump and we were only a few months away from your mom’s reality show, which I’m sure would have featured the baby popping out of your vadge if she thought it would boost ratings. Girl, you have been touched, hard and frequently and I WISH I didn’t know that.

Are you relatable, Bristol? Yes, but only because there is an unfortunate amount of teen moms out there who wish they could be famous and celebrated instead of stuck in minimum wage jobs, watching their baby daddies sleep with other women.

Ok, lets move on to the Tea Party thing. The Tea Party IS keeping Bristol on the show, presumably to teach us all a lesson about elevating abstinence preaching teen moms within mainstream society. There is a twitter movement called “Operation Briston” hashtagged with DWTS to help raise Tea Party awareness to vote for her. Beeecause, this is a pretty important issue for the Tea Partiers. Probably even more important than keeping their social security.

 Somebody, please get rid of Bristol. Can we make her un-famous now? Please?

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