12/27/2010- by Natasia Langfelder

Disney Star and ex JoBro squeeze Selena Gomez has been seen all around town with Justin Bieber. Now, the eighteen year old has been photographed with the Biebs, sans promise ring. Gomez was given her promise ring (a ring where you promise not to have the dirty blaphemous sex because you love Jesus too much) by her father and it was blessed by a Father.

The rumor is Gomez took it off because she and sixteen year old Justin Bieber are doing the dew. If you know what I’m sayin’. As I write this, I can hear tween hearts all over the world breaking. Aw, sorry girls. I’m sure you still have a shot. Chances are these two aren’t going to get married. But hopefully they are practicing safe sex so we don’t end up with another Bristol Palin on our hands. I dont think I could take another teen mom preaching the perils of having hot, hot sex and telling other young women not to do it.

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