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Hugh Hefner is Engaged; Barf!

Posted by: Natasia Rose on December 27, 2010.

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12/27/2010- by Natasia Langfelder

Old ass Hugh Hefner is engaged. Also news, gay people still can’t get married. ”But get to the point, Natasia.” You are thinking, ”Who is the Hef finally engaged to? Is it one of his exes that desperately wanted to marry him when they were on that E! show together?” No it’s not her. I want to say maybe her name is Heidi Montag, but I know that can’t be right. She’s the one that went all crazy and dated Criss Angel for a hot minute and now has her own show. But Hef’s not marrying that one. He’s engaged to Crystal Harris, who was on the show after The Girls Next Door. I don’t think that show worked out. Harris is 24 and no date has been set for the wedding. She better get around to planning that bitch, because Hef’s not gonna be around forever.

I thought he was still technically married to his ex, so that he wouldn’t have to pay child support or alimony or whatever. But I guess not? Congrats to the happy couple!