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Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert Seems A Tad Obsessed With Gay Sex

12/21/10-by Bridgette P. LaVictoire

A Tad Obsessed With Gay Sex

Texas Representative Louie Gohmert is not related to the Go-Bots, but he does seem to have an obsession when it comes to homosexuality. The Texas Representative not long ago talked about how the Roman civilization fell when it accepted homosexuality, which is about as wrong as claiming that the impeachment of President Bill Clinton was the most important case in the history of Anglo-Saxon jurisprudence. In truth, it was the case where the end result was that the lopped off the head of King Charles I of Great Britain. In truth, the downfall of Rome came because of external invasions and the fact that Christians tended to believe that Christ was coming back soon, so it did not matter any if the empire fell to wrack and ruin.

Things have not changed on that front in, oh, two thousand years. Many a Christian feel that Christ will be showing up at our doorstep any moment now. . .really. . .any time now.

Gohmert is fond of repeating this particular story:

“I know when I was in the army at Fort Benning and a young man there in the barracks could not control his overt feelings of homosexuality, and so he misread indications from another person in the barracks and found out that he had misread when he crawled into his bunk with him late one night, and his advances were not met with the kind of affection that he had hoped. That’s not good for the good order and discipline. When we had people who cannot control their hormones no matter whether it’s heterosexual, homosexual, whatever. They’re an impediment to the military.”

You know, usually men who are this obsessed about male homosexuality end up getting caught in men’s bathrooms like Larry Craig did. In fact, many of them seem to be really upset because the legitimization of homosexuality has resulted in them no longer being able to do things like go out and find brief hookups in men’s rooms, and dark allies where they get to have some hot, sweaty man-sex before trotting home to their wives who they totally love and would bang given the opportunity, but she almost always has a headache.

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8 Responses to Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert Seems A Tad Obsessed With Gay Sex

  1. Mark G.

    January 4, 2011 at 10:30 pm

    If this unfortunate, bald headed, narrow minded moron is able to find ANYONE of ANY sex who will crawl in the sack with his ugly butt, he should be grateful.  It is usually homely old men like Rep. Gohmert who try to attract male appendages under bathroom stalls via the “foot tapping maneuver”.  Get a life old man.

  2. xen

    December 22, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    “where they get to have some hot, sweaty man-sex before trotting home to their wives who they totally love and would bang given the opportunity, but she almost always has a headache.”

    I find it offensive when gays attack woman – it is bigotry as much as a bigoted straight using ‘gay’ as a retort. O right its always the female fault for not putting out – its a given that all white straights can be attacked with impunity be it verbal or physically(because minority is immune from bigotry or racism) BUT why do gays (and straights for that matter) when going on attack always mention women – as though she is cause of mans problem?
    How weak the male is – who feels he must get it from manhole to assuage sex drive. Of course in the community there is no stopping the talk of how much better it is to have guy2guy and every male should be given the chance.

    If the ‘staight’ is not getting it at home but getting it from a manhole then he, as a politician or what have you, should b outed.

    Yes i am a lesbian QUEER and PROUD

    So shut up already

    • Bridgette P. LaVictoire

      December 22, 2010 at 12:43 pm

      Xen,

      Um. . .my name is Bridgette, and I am a lesbian too. I was in full sarcasm mode when I wrote that. What i was implying there is that these are the kinds of things that these men will use to rationalize their actions.

      As for why men blame women for their problems, well, that goes deep into what patriarchy is. I do have to say that I am a touch baffled by what you found objectionable.

  3. Anthony

    December 22, 2010 at 12:23 am

    So basically, what the christian moron is trying to say, is that everyone in the military should become eunuchs??? He states very clearly that someone who can not control their hormones, gay or straight is dangerous for the military. So why is this just a “gay” issue then? Where do they find these fucking idiots?????

  4. Charlie Ptin

    December 21, 2010 at 10:18 pm

    Another a@@hole from the great????? State of Texass. And I live in Texass but not from Texass.

  5. randall harce

    December 21, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    gays always say people who mention homos alot must be gay themselves notttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

    • Jeff T. in Houston

      December 21, 2010 at 10:11 pm

      and “straight” homophobic men always think (wish) that gay men are after them… NOT!!!

    • Charlie Ptin

      December 21, 2010 at 10:15 pm

      And you know this how??? Guess you are a Fox watcher! The only explanation. That or you’re a Fundamentalist Christian.