04-27-2011 by L. S. Carbonell

Guess what, folks? The Prez has a birth certificate.

Duh! With special permission from the President, the State of Hawaii has released the President’s so-called “long form” birth certificate, the one created at the hospital and sent to the State Department of Health. Ah, gee. Nothing is missing, nothing is omitted, it is everything that everyone has claimed it could not possibly be because he could not possibly be a natural-born American.

Okay, any betting folks out there? What odds can I get that the birthers STILL won’t accept it?

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