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OKAY Sinead (O’Connor) That Was TMI About Your Sex Life

1 September 2011 by Bridgette P. LaVictoire

There is a reason humans invented electronics…and this would, we would hope, prevent blog posts with way too much information in them from being released. There are things that should probably never be written in a blog post, and that includes the images of a woman sexually assaulting her truck. Unfortunately, given the technology out there, what was once just shared with close friends has ended up going into the ether…and we often wish it wouldn’t.

Sinead O’Connor recently took to her blog and bemoaned the fact that, well, she has not had any sexual action in a while. The bisexual Irish songstress titled the entry “IS SINEAD ABOUT TO HUMP HER TRUCK?”, and went on to write “My sh-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables. I tell you yams are looking like the winners. . .Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it’s VERY depressing.”

Might I recommend the “Personal Health” section of Amazon?

The availability of not very expensive toys that actually can do the job does not seem to have helped out much since O’Connor went on to, well, start trying to find a suitable mate through Twitter and Facebook. According to the Huffington Post:

This call to arms for a “sweet sex-starved man” does not come without its stipulations.

The singer has crafted a rather thorough list of musts (“Must be blind enough to think I’m gorgeous”) and must nots (“Must not be named Brian or Nigel”).

Oh, and just in case you were wondering, the good times don’t stop at the produce section.

“Let me now take time to make VERY clear that yes I ‘do anal’ and in fact I would be deeply unhappy if ‘doing anal’ wasn’t on the menu, amongst everything else$$ So if u don’t like ‘the difficult brown’.. Don’t apply…”

Also, women “will also be very much considered.”

Okay….this was just way too much information. Of course, if you are that desperate, hop over to the countries in Europe where prostitution is legal.

Though, for some reason, what comes to mind is this most definitely NSFW comic strip with regards to what O’Connor is looking for. I hate having a mind that does side steps like this. On the other hand, the strip is a lot of fun to read, and the art is good.

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