“Kim Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days. Another example of how same-sex marriage is destroying the sanctity of the very institution.” George Takei is absolutely correct, of course. After all, why would he not be? Kim Kardashian is getting divorced and it is absolute proof that same-sex marriage is destroying marriage as a whole. I bet if we go back to the days of Elizabeth Taylor and her eight…was it eight?…marriages, we would be blaming her divorces on same-sex marriage as well.
Well, Kim Kardashian does not have to legally change her name, it appears. She was going to become Kim Humphries, but never got around to it…after all, the wedding lasted only 72 hours, and dissolved over differences of where to live. TMZ is reporting that she had planned to change her name, though.
Still, Rob Delaney has announced that he wants to sue Kardashian in order to prevent the divorce from going through. He also wants to sue Ryan Seacrest and E! Entertainment Television as well as Comcast for their participation in promoting what he believes is a “sham marriage” anyway.
The Huffington Post quotes Delaney as saying:
KIM KARDASHIAN, I WANT THIS FOR YOU. I don’t hate you. I hate your shows. I hate that I know who you are. But I could move to Patagonia or New Guinea and escape you if I wasn’t as willingly bound up in our terrifying modern consumer culture as you are. I know that under your unnecessary inch of makeup and Kevlar sheath dress is a heart that yearns for true love and could find and appreciate the pleasures in marriage that I described above. That’s why I’d like you to stay married. And if you won’t, I will sue you.
“I sued Ben Afflack…aww, do I even need a reason?”
Kardashian may not get sued by Delaney, but that is not stopping the fact that there are so many people who are decrying that she is making a mockery out of civilization’s oldest profession…sorry, most sacred institution. Oh, so far there have been no peeps from the Family Research Council or the National Organization for Marriage that have reached my ears, but there are people who are upset with the fact that she and Humphries have no talent, wasted a ton of money on a wedding during an economic recession, and are mocking an institution that lesbians and gays cannot enter into.
Well, the FRC, NOM, the AFA, and the Catholic Church will not say a peep about fembot Kardashian divorcing manbot Humphries because that was between a fembot and a manbot and not, you know, between a robot and a human…sorry, between two men or two women.
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