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Saudi Clerics: Women Driving Will Lead To Them Being Lesbians

The United States Republican Party needs some new blood. Let us face it, they are running out of regressive ideas. In the middle of the incident with Shaima Jastaniya, who drove in the streets of Jeddah in order to get to the hospital, several Saudi religious scholars decided to audition for the latest round of the Republican Regressive Club For Men.

While Jastaniya has received a royal pardon, it is quite possible that she will still receive the lashes. The Jeddah courts have decided to go ahead with the sentence. She is currently appealing it. It is against the law in Saudi Arabia for women to drive.

A friend and activist of Jastaniya in Jedday stated that “Shaima is frightened and very confused. She thought that this was finished, but apparently not. It was bad enough that she was sentenced, but if she is pardoned and still gets punished it would be ridiculous.” Crown Prince Nayef bin Abdul-Aziz is reported to be adamantly against allowing women more freedoms.

Here is why the Republicans in the US might want to hire the Saudi ultra-conservatives to help with their propaganda, though. According to the members of the Majlis al-Ifta’ al-A’ala…if women are allowed to drive there will be no more virgins in the nation within ten years. What is more, allowing women to drive will make them lesbian pornography-addicted prostitutes who divorce their husbands.

That is right, if women are allowed to drive, there will be rampant divorce, sex, lesbianism, pornography and prostitution….sounds familiar huh?

Rick Santorum should be taking notes. After all, he has it the wrong way round…he needs to get out there and advocate for the punishment of women or there will a rampant rise in lesbian pornographers hiring prostitutes to divorce their husbands while making sure that every woman in the nation has lost her virginity by age 12.

The Saudi clerics continued on, though. Basically, if women can drive, then Saudi Arabia will become like Mos Eisley…a retched hive of scum and villainy….unlike it is today. You know, the birth place of Al-Qaida and all that.

Via Zimbabwe Metro