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President Obama Cuts It Up At The Correspondents’ Dinner

Obama Four Years From Now

Last night was the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. You can tell this because, well, there’s been a 70% drop in the news today given that most reporters and politicians are busy sleeping off their hangovers. While Obama was a cut up, he did make a somber note to begin with- it’s been a year since Seal Team Six took out Osama bin Laden.

Regarding his presumptive opponent, Mitt Romney, Obama stated “He and I actually have a lot in common. We both have degrees from Harvard. I have one. He has two. What a snob.” And about Hillary Clinton “Four years ago I was locked in a brutal primary battle with Hillary Clinton. Four years later she won’t stop drunk-texting me from Cartagena.” And, finally, about the Secret Service “I have to get the Secret Service home in time for their new curfew.”



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