When does life begin? Some say at conception. The Bible says that it is either at birth or at the first time that one feels a baby moving inside the womb. There was, however, a time when life was believed to start when the sperm was created inside the man’s testicles and what happened was that, when a man spread his seed, he was just planting homunculi inside a woman’s body. Some, such as in Arizona, believe life begins before conception.
So, the Daily Show sent Al Madrigal to Oklahoma to report upon a proposed amendment to their “personhood” bill. The amendment would have effectively outlaws male masturbation as well as anal and oral intercourse. The amendment was eventually defeated, but not without tricking the “pro-life” sponsor of the bill into equating his right to masturbate with a woman’s right to choose.
Just think. . .every time this guy chokes the chicken, gets a blow job or buggers his wife. . .he is sentencing millions of tiny little people to death in the cold, unforgiving places that aren’t his wife’s vagina.