Courtney Stodden is one of those “celebrities” who seem to be famous just because people say that they are famous. We are not sure exactly why she is famous, other than she married her fifty-two year old husband when she was sixteen. Apparently, she is an aspiring country music star or something like that.
Well, TMZ is reporting that Stodden and her ridiculously perky breasts and face that looks like it’s already been molded in plastic have had their combined pole dancing performance canceled. The performance was set to happen next week at a world famous gay club. TMZ stated that they “just dropped her like a hot potato.”
While TMZ cannot figure out why Stodden was suddenly uninvited seeing as how her people don’t know why she no longer has a job at the Abbey in West Hollywood, the theory put forward by Stodden’s people is that the guys who own the place pulled the plug because of fear.
We here at LezGetReal could offer a different reason…they came to their senses and realized that gay men didn’t want to watch a plastic doll doing a pole dance…at least a female one, and we would hope that our fellow lesbians would have better tastes than to find Stodden attractive.
At least Stodden wasn’t planning on stripping down entirely to do her performance. Nah, she wants more money for that.