Connect With Us

FacebookTwitterRSSYoutube

Everyone Threatens To Marry Someone Over Gay Marriage (NSFW)

Ellen DeGeneres' coming out in the media as we...

Ellen DeGeneres’ coming out in the media as well as her sitcom, “ranks, hands down, as the single most public exit in gay history”, changing media portrayals of lesbians in Western culture. Streitmatter, p. 104. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Gay men threaten to marry straight women, straight men act like douches, lesbians threaten to marry straight men, straight women go ‘what the heck?’ The only people we haven’t heard from are the transsexual community, but that should be right around the corner. Admittedly, how many straight men out there love to fantasize about “chicks with dicks”…

Of course, I’m not going to issue the response. Besides, I have to admit that being a lesbian is awesome, but I most assuredly will not be marrying anyone’s boyfriend if same-sex marriage doesn’t become the law of the land.

I’m androphobic to the extreme.

Alright, these videos are rather not suitable for work:

CollegeHumor’s Favorite Funny Videos

Straight Girls Respond To “Gay Men Will Marry Your Girlfriends” from Alison Becker

Comments

comments

Share This Post

One Response to Everyone Threatens To Marry Someone Over Gay Marriage (NSFW)

  1. LindseyGrahamisqueer

    December 12, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    its kind of wierd but let me toss something out.

    In working with the gay community on marriage etc over 15 years, I’ve met 25 or 26 gays who were conventionally married to a opposite sex partner.

    Although many of them are still good friends, theya re all separaed and divorced.

    the best summary reasons

    “I was the 3rd of 5 boys – it was expected by my family o I tried it”

    “I stll love her but the sex just wssnt right”

    Lsst night at a PFLAG dinner meeting, a gay friend of mine came with a woman he introduced as his date for the evening

    To roars of laughter, and hugs for them all around.

    ——————————

    BTW human interest – I just remembered about 50 years ago I got snookered by my parents into taking a cousin, a girl to her prom. Because she didnt have a date. Sri she really wasnt attractive. but I survived.