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Oh No! What will the Kardashians do when Kim Kardashian leaves “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”!? After far too many seasons to tolerate, the pregnant fembot Kardashian is planning on leaving the show stating that “I think there’s always an evolution of, you know, what you want to do in life … My boyfriend [Kanye West] has taught me a lot about privacy … I’m realizing everyone doesn’t need to know everything. I’m shifting my priorities.”
When she leaves will be up to a lot of things, but the Kardashians aren’t leaving E!…they just signed a three year extension to their contract.
Of course, it’s doubtful that any of us will get to see any of the Kardashians actually have to take a real job or do anything actually worth while in the near future. It is most disappointing that the family’s show is getting enough ratings to continue on for another three years. Still, I guess it could be worse…at least they aren’t as bad as the Lohans.
However, we can be absolutely certain that the next time that Kim Kardashian breaks wind, the Huffington Post will cover it.