Groovy, Man.

“Spring has sprung, the grass has ris, I wonder where all the flowers is.”

When I was a child this rhyme was said when the flowers bloomed in my town and we all knew that Spring was coming sooner rather than later. As a teen I learned what Spring really meant in the Animal Kingdom and the rhyme became “Spring has sprung, the pricks have riz, They wonder where all the p*ssy is.” (sorry, Mom.)

Yup, I am a weird one.