Wait a minute…what does being GAY and paddling have to do with each other? Alright, don’t try to answer that one. However, George Takei does do a pretty good job of explaining just how water is gay. That’s right, water likes to bind with itself, so it must be gay, right?
Now, I’m pretty sure that George knows a lot more than the average person about how to steer a ship, and on this segment of Conan O’Brien’s show, he has a lot of fun with the whole notion of just how gay nature is. . .while correcting a viewer about how they are mistaken about a supposed mistake on the show: